Last Friday, I spruced up Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz. I thought she'd look much better in an emerald green DVF number than that silly gingham dress she prances around in, and I think it's fair to say that I was right.

This week, I would like to draw your attention to the underrated female movie character - the T-X. Yes! That's right, I'm going to be making over that nasty cyborg lady from Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines. *Awful* movie by the way.

Also known as 'The Terminatrix', the T-X has lots of special skillz (as one would expect from a Skynet creation) including being able to analyze DNA from blood samples using only her mouth. One can only assume that she now makes a living working backstage on the Jeremy Kyle show.

Of course, her main purpose is to kill people and terminate rogue Terminators (John Connor refers to her as "an anti-terminator terminator") but who says you can't be a killing machine with a bit of style? She may be a Class A bitch, but that doesn't mean she should have to be subjected to this heinous red leather monstrosity...

May I suggest, without being terminated, that you try something like this Ms T-X? 

Your earrings don't need to be too over the top, they can be subtle (as Lord knows your shoes aren't) but fierce. This Lanvin pair fits the bill perfectly. £440 at Net-a-Porter. Get them!

Even when you're in human form, there's no need to ditch the oxidised silver entirely. This Dannijo statement necklace is about as tough-luxe as they come, perfect for a killer cyborg like yourself. £670 at Net-a-Porter. Get it!

Now this, this is amazing. I've always thought that purple would be more your colour anyway and your scarily amazing legs should be shown off, not hidden under those grody red trousers of yours. Could this dress be more Terminatrix? I think not. It's bloody amazing and proof that Versace is a force to be reckoned with. (Not that you couldn't take on Versace if you wanted to Ms T-X, please don't hurt me etc etc). £5,620 from Net-a-Porter. Get it!

Of course you'll need somewhere to keep your lipstick and charger (I assume you don't run on batteries, but have a nifty portable charger that you can just plug into the wall) and there couldn't be a better clutch for you than this Alexander McQueen design. Not only is it smokin' hot, it has the added bonus of being a punchy weapon thanks to its knuckleduster detail. £1,225 from Matches. Get it!

Everyone needs a ring and this Pamela Love arrowhead ring is perfectly in keeping with the feisty tone we're trying to set here. Again, also good for fist fights. £460 from Net-a-Porter. Get it!

Do robots know who MJ is? Oh who cares, this MJ-esque glove (obvs talking Michael Jackson, not our dearly beloved Marc Jacobs) seems like it should be on the hand of any self-respecting Terminatrix. Designed by Phillippe Audibert, it's as if he knew you were coming. £720 from Net-a-Porter. Get it!

Inject a bit more colour into the outfit without getting girly or cutesy with this edgy Falconiere cuff. £430 from Net-a-Porter. Get it!

Now these Versace shoes are the kind of shoes that make me happy to be alive. THEY ARE AMAZING. Hopefully you'll appreciate why I've chosen them for you, T-X. The 6.5 inch heel gives you an added presence in the room for those moments when you're not attracting attention by slaying people, and the metal detailing will hopefully appeal to your cyborg heart. I suppose you don't have a heart actually, do you? Well I hope they appeal to your motherboard. £965 from Net-a-Porter. Get them!

Total Outfit Cost = £10,530 (But you can just take it all T-X, we don't want you getting angry over a silly thing like a shopping bill x)